just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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