She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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