I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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