I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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