He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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