Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We have started to decorate penises.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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