I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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