Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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