ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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