At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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