This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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