My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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