Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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