Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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