so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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