Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
