Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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