OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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