There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
tell me about the eggs
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