My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
