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using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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