is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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