Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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