My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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