Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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