When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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