they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How external is "for external use only"?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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