So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Randomize
