found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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