Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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