when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Randomize
