Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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