Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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