i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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