Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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