Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Randomize
