Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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