wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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