The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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