am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you didnt know i had herpes?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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