I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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