No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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