I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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