i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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