And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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