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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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