I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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