Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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