So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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