I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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