Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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