can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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