he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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