When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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