i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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