i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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