Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
