she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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