How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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