So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
