they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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